What’s that word??? Oh yeah, resolutions!! Right? I think so. So here goes nothing
Lose weight:Yeah right!!. Why do I need to lose weight? Have you seen me? Rail thin I tell you, rail thin. No Dad, no. That’s you that needs to lose weight. I know, I know you used to look just like me!! We’ll cross that bridge when we come to it. Yes we, me and all of my other personalities! Come to think of it I might be losing weight anyway with this 30 days of prayer and fasting that we’re doing. Bro. Haney, was this for revival or just so the UPCI can be a little healthier!?. Maybe we won’t need such a big arena for next years General Conference. (Of course I’m just joking. Don’t get all offended on me people!!! Can’t you take a joke?)
Save money:Yes this one is actually very important. Must save money, must save money. I’m thinking that if I can repeat it like a prayer mantra that I can do it. Must save money, must save money, must save money!!
Be more friendly:Okay, so no one will believe this but I’m going to say it anyway. I’m actually a very shy person. Yes, I heard all of your jaws drop in unison. It’s true I promise!!! Because of this shyness I sometimes don’t engage people properly and then they think that I am some stuck up, arrogant snob. To anyone who’s been on the receiving end of that I apologize and will try to do much better!!!
I’m hoping that all your dreams will come true this shiny New Year. I believe that 08 is going to be great(It rhymes and it’s pure cheese!.) There I go being a silly optimist again Ryan. Oh well have fun and enjoy the New Year everybody!!
