I’m annoyed! (English)
Khuom khung! (Cambodian)
Bu Kai Xin! (Mandarin)
Mmm Hoi Sum! (Cantonese)
Estoy molestado! (Espanol)
Man asabaniam! (Farsi)
Je suis ennuyé! (French)
When I was young we once did sign language to a song called “Love in any language”. It was done by Sandi Fatti er Patti! Well today I’m not feeling love in any language. It’s a very annoying day. Now the above translations were taken from co-workers of mine. I truly work with an international cast of characters and our Russian and Korean co-workers were out of the office today!
I’m not feeling well. I know that my mother thinks that I’m faking it but she’s thought that since I was about 12. I’m really not feeling well. I should have called in to work but I am covering for another internal client manager and could not do so. My head feels like a block. My throat hurts. I’m draining gallons and gallons of mucus! I’m coughing. I don’t know if I have fever but my entire body hurts. Yea, yea, yea for Than!!
When I am feeling like I have described I’m more than a little crabby. Things that would otherwise never be mentioned are now fair game. Like this, Why do people use umbrella’s when it’s not raining. It may have rained 5 minutes ago but it’s not raining now. The streets are wet BUT IT’S NOT RAINING NOW!!!!! But of course it would decide to rain like we haven’t seen since the day’s of Noah after I get my tea and start heading back to work. And then, have you ever tried to dry off your glasses with a wet shirt? Does not work at all. You only succeed in smearing the glasses terribly. And then of course it’s to late to wipe them with a Kleenex as a sensible person would have done!!
Why do people talk so loud. I’m not deaf. I only act like it sometimes to get out of hearing things that I don’t want to hear. Huh?? I really don’t need to hear what the person setting 3 OFFICES down from me had for dinner last night and I for sure don’t need to know how it “made them feel”. Ugh!
When I feel bad (which is most of the time) I don’t want to talk to anyone, hear anyone, smell anyone, be touched or do anything except sleep! Wow, that’s really not all that different from how I am on my best days (maybe I should work on that a little!) Memo to the world: Leave me alone today and probably tomorrow as well!! Just pack your little tent and steal off quietly into the night ok? I’ve no desire to be around you today! And to make matters worse, the sun has decided to mock me. It is now shining brightly! It’s been cloudy all day and it fit my mood! Why oh why has the universe turned against me?
