Facts and things you should know about men

10 09 2008

A few days ago I wrote about the difference between men and women.  Since then I have been ruminating on the differences and have come up with a list of reasons that guys are different.  For some strange reason women like to study us guys and what makes us different.  If you don’t believe me just check out the womens magazines the next time you go to the grocery store!!  Some of these are original with me and some aren’t.  Hope you enjoy.

1. Most men hate to shop.  That’s why the men’s department is usually on the first floor of the deparment store, two inches from the door.

2. No man is charming all the time.  Even Cary Grant is on record as saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.

3. When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.

4. Most women are introspective: “Am I in love?”,  “Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?”  Most men are outrospective: “Did my team win?”  “How’s my car?”

5. Men who can eat anything and not gain weight should always do this out of sight of women.

6. Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. “Get out” and “I never want to see you again” might sound like a challenge. If you really want to get rid of a man, say “I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have your children.” Sometimes they leave skid marks.

7. Men accept compliments much better than women do. Example: “Mitch you look great.” Mitch: “Thanks.” On the other side: “Ruth, you look great.” Ruth: “I do? Must be the lighting”

8. Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.

9. Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit.

10. Men are self confident because they grow up identifying with superheroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.

11. When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she will assume she has gained weight. When  man tries something from his closet that feels tight, he will assume the  clothing has shrunk.

12. Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.

13. The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else.

14. Don’t try to teach men how to do anything in public. they can learn in private; in public they have to know.

15. Men are sensitive in strange ways, If a man has built a camp fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.

16. All men think that they’re nice guys. Some of them are not. Ask disgruntled women for a list of names.

17. Men don’t get cellulite.

There are so many more.  Feel free to add your suggestions as well.




One response

10 09 2008

Men tend to take things a step too far… BTW have you spoken to your old pal Josh recently? 🙂 Much love, Misty

Men do take things to far. I’m sure that his phone has the same capability as mine, a send button. However I’m not sure that Josh does.

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